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Currently reading: I AM IN BOOK REHAB I CANT READ

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lionkitten:

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dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

(via timeywhimey-stuffs)

niallhoraf:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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when did this gif end or begin? i dont understand

lysergic-asshole:

SMACKDOWN. GEORGE RR MARTIN WINS EVERY DEBATE EVER FOR THE REST OF TIME.

(via sherlockscoatflip)

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

(Source: totheend-oftheuniverse, via bucky-barnes-howling-commando)

macklemorethanlikely:

are computer viruses still a thing or did i get better at using the internet

(via kano-booya)

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via thedoctorstimebox)

whiskers-come-from-within:

danisnotonphilsmum:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

real lines. no joke.

Sam is like a 16 year old trying to get served in a bar

no it actually was a 16 year old in sam’s body haha

(via the-timelord-girl-who-hunts)

besound:

Sometime’s the world is a tough place, the days get to you and the nights drag on, so here’s a story of a pet penguin who goes shopping.

(Source: neology, via honestlyiamironman)

stfusexists:

faineemae:

queenofadodi:

Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it? 

Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?

Super relevant. 

(Source: morenamagia, via iou-a-fall-ponds)

worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

(via lame-ass-url)

Ten Second Songs - Dark Horse

ughexcuseme:

Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” sang in 20 different styles

  • 0.00 - Katy Perry
  • 0:08 - Nirvana
  • 0:15 - Queen
  • 0:22 - Michael Jackson
  • 0:30 - ‘N Sync
  • 0:43 - Iron Maiden
  • 0:57 - Jamiroquai
  • 1:07 - Pantera
  • 1:13 - Frank Sinatra
  • 1:29 - Metallica
  • 1:35 - Pavarotti
  • 1:43 - The Doors
  • 2:00 - Run D.M.C
  • 2:08 - Tech N9ne
  • 2:16 - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 2:21 - Slipknot
  • 2:26 - Louis Prima
  • 2:32 - Boyz II Men
  • 2:51 - Type 0 Negative
  • 3:14 - John Mayer

(via jeagerbombsandrocksalt)

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

(via lolsofunny)

omgmyfeels:

princessjaneece:

o wow

oh my god

(Source: spyke6x, via jeagerbombsandrocksalt)

sophiaindia:

howiviewafrica:

Sisters in Zimbabwe.

this melts my heart

sophiaindia:

howiviewafrica:

Sisters in Zimbabwe.

this melts my heart

(via livelong-mywaywardson)